I HAVE to blog about this.. Received it via email from Wayne. Love this joke..

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to
see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked
up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the
pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with
trembling hands and read the letter.

" Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I
had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to
avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her
piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact
that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the
passion ... Dad, she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and
trading it with the other people that live nearby for
cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you
can get to know your grandchildren ...

Love, Your Son John

PS.. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.

I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in
life than a Report card That's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home."
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