Thursday, 6 September 2007 ;
00:06
I haVE tO admiT, i lOve Audrey's sTory (aS aLwayS).. here gOes:
On a bright and sunny day, John hooked up with Tim who was gay.
At first they were shy even to touch, until they realised that otherpeople's opinions didn't matter much. Queers like them would always
draw stares and whispers of disapproval, in a country where
homosexuality meets with legal reproval. First the days turned into weeks, then the weeks turned into months.
When finally, the months turned into years, they no longer looked at
the moral police with fear. John thought it was time to get hitched,but when he proposed, Tim was hesitant and acted like a bitch. John
got really mad and forcibly had his own wicked way with Tim. When he
was done they were both covered in sweat. Luckily for him, Tim said it
was it best he'd ever had! So the next day they got married at the nearest registrar. Although
homophobic groups jeered and booed, the marriage they did not mar. For
the two were truly in love, and believed in each other's worth.
Curious strangers followed them home, they wouldn't let the lovebirds
alone. As Tim secured the door with a big lock, his thoughts were
focused on John's big c***. John and Tim made love all night, when it ended both were quivering in delight. Suddenly the door gave a shudder, the crowded outside shouted louder, "Let us kill these two deviant gays! They have sick and
perverted ways!" The door had held up all night and the couple weren't
about to give in without a fight. They found the best weapons thatthey could, two table legs of wood. But when the crowd finally broke
through, there was nothing they could do. The two men were utterly
overwhelmed by the mob that was morally impelled. Do you ask why there always sad ends to happy tales? Or do you think
of homosexuals as social ills? Consider the mangled mess on the floor:
the bodies of John and Tim covered in blood and gore. Do their bodies
invoke your pity? Or do you condemn their immorality?
oR sO sHe sAys..-
Kaiyan